As members of the 'working class' (yes, that means
you) we are faced with a common dilemma. Come payday
our wallets are bulging and heavy in our pockets, urging
us to go out and ease them of their monetary burden.
But, all too soon, the cash is gone, leaving us wondering
where it all went-and what to do with the few NT$100
notes left over.
FYI South asked a few of our regular contributors for
answers to this question: "What would you do with
a full wallet, and what would you do without one?"
This is what they came up with...
ADELINA HOLMES
You would be forgiven for expressing disbelief that
serious money can be spent at the LiouHe Night Market's
Animal World but, once you begin investigating the wide
variety of animals displayed, you soon learn that is
the case. Chan KooYen has had a wide variety of devoted
animal-loving customers, from the turtle-collecting
lawyer to the snake-obsessed English teacher. Current
hot animals are the recently imported seven-color chameleons
(NT$12,000), the red-tailed boa constrictors (NT$18,000)
and the leopard-spotted frogs (NT$25,000). KooYen mostly
wholesales to pet stores (and procures animals for Kaohsiung
Zoo when required), but he is more than happy to take
orders from collectors for specific breeds. A rarity
among Kaohsiung animal suppliers, KooYen takes great
care with his animals' welfare, and does not advocate
buying animals on a whim. Be warned, collecting can
be highly addictive, but your new prize deserves a comfortable
home. Animal World is CITES1 (exotic animal import)
certified.
Animal World
Address: Shop 79, LiouHu Night Market
Tel: 0937-637-115, e-mail: chkooyen@yahoo.com.tw
Hours: 7 pm-4 am daily
Visa and Mastercard accepted.
STEVEN CROOK
Never having had the pleasure of carrying a wallet bursting
with money, I knew that before I could answer this question,
I had to find out how many purple NT$2,000 bills it
would take to fill the thing. I took out my credit card,
health card etc., and stuffed in bits of paper. I reckon
I could get NT$200,000 in my wallet. So what would I
do with it, if I had it? Travel, in luxury, with my
wife and son, to some place we've never been. Cambodia
is too near and too cheap. I've done Western Europe.
I think we'd go to the Rocky Mountains in Canada, the
Grand Canyon in the USA, and (if there's money left)
Alaska. I'd rent a car and hire a driver, so we could
enjoy the scenery all the time, and stop anytime we
wanted to. But we wouldn't rush--time is more precious
than money.
If you already have the gear, hiking in Taiwan's high
mountains is a wonderfully cheap way to pass a few days.
But what if I didn't have enough money to buy a bus
ticket to the start of the trail? I'd take an empty
backpack and go for a hike near my home. I'm lucky that
there's nice scenery--farms, forests, small hills--right
behind my house. While enjoying the birds and wildflowers,
I'd pick up every piece of recyclable trash I come across.
Soon I'd have a backpack full--I know this because I
see dozens of soda cans, Mr. Brown coffee cans, drink
cartons, and plastic cups by the roadside every time
I go cycling. I'd return home, and haggle with one of
my neighbors (a recycler by trade) to get some cash
in exchange for the garbage. Then I'd buy a filling
but inexpensive meal, say chicken curry and rice.
JOHN MATTHEWS
Kaohsiung City has a huge and impressive variety of
massage places. However, few places match the experience
of a good old-fashioned Bali-style massage. There, both
mind and body are truly taken to the far reaches of
pure relaxation and comfort. If you have the cash, the
new LOFO Bali Spa is where you want to go.
The name itself is a veritable acronym for 'Love for
all'. Combined with the influences inspired by the Indonesian
island of Bali, you get a place that delivers the full
spa massage treatment. From a full range of massage
oils to aromatherapy products, this place has three
floors of 'treatment' space for ladies and couples only.
The facility is completely unique in that nearly everything,
from the products for sale (cosmetics, oils, etc.) to
the very tiles on the walls, are from Bali. Inside,
you will notice a space that is the embodiment of some
of the Hindu character of Indonesia - the aromas, the
setting and overall aesthetic of the facility.
All treatments are priced in three categories (first
visit price, second visit price and member price) and
be prepared to stretch your wallet a bit. Membership
will cost you NT$10,000. A 90-minute massage starts
at NT$3,800, while a 150-minute massage is NT$6,000.
All treatments come with optional bath, shower, steam
bath and a daily dessert special. All records are kept
of your visit to promote a personalized direction in
your health, healing and longevity.
LOFO Bali, The Spa
Address: 142, WuFu 4th Road, YenCheng District, Kaohsiung
City
Tel: (07) 532-6968
http://www.lofo.com.tw
Hours: Everyday from 11:30 am-9 pm
*Please note: By appointment only.
For those with tight purse strings and clenched wallets,
just head to the Culture Center. Here, very skilled
and certified practitioners from the visually impaired
community provide massage in an outdoor urban setting
to paying clients. From Wednesday to Sunday evenings
(weather depending) a cluster of about a dozen portable
massage chairs sit with their blind handlers waiting
patiently nearby. With a host/hostess on sight, clients
will be assisted with times, prices and treatments in
Chinese only. Starting at NT$100/10 minutes, the price
is easy for anyone with a tight budget and even tighter
foot, back and neck muscles.
AMELIE TSENG
Kaohsiung's Culture Centre, situated on WuFu Road, is
where most people go for walks, performances and all
sorts of art exhibitions. However, you probably haven't
noticed the library, located near the gate of the culture
center on HePing Road. The library, which has a large
collection, is divided into different sections: the
children's library room, the periodical room, the art
book room, an open reading space and a performing arts
information room. Story telling by volunteers is held
on Sundays. Various magazines, both Chinese and English,
and newspapers link you to the most updated information.
Internet service is also available. A huge selection
of music, plays, dances and art performances on DVD,
VCD, CD or tape can be enjoyed in the performing arts
room. Performing arts seminars take place irregularly.
Illustrated books of Western and Chinese music, coupled
with various instrument music sheets and references,
can also be found here. The Culture Centre's library
has to be the coolest place to beat the heat.
PIETER VORSTER
With money being the most elusive of all commodities,
I would celebrate a full wallet with a surf trip around
Taiwan. I would rent a luxury car and travel around
the coastline, staying in expensive hotels and searching
for perfect waves. Obviously a brand-new wetsuit and
surfboard would be included. In the meantime, I'll continue
to frequent all-you-can-eat buffets and filling my container
at water stations...