Taxi Experiences
---By Stiev Huang
Translated by Sho Huang
1 - Ke Kuan-Mang, 37,
taxi driver
I once took a passenger who
didn't have any cash with him. Worse, he somehow
damaged his ATM card so he couldn't withdraw
any money. He wanted to go from Taoyuan train
station to Taipei. However, no taxi drivers
were willing to take him. So, he started walking
from Taoyuan County Stadium. Luckily, I happened
to be on my way back to Taipei so I gave him
a ride.
2 - Pang Jin-Mu, 51,
taxi driver
I once picked up a drunken passenger
who vomited all over the place. However, he
paid me extra to cover the cleaning.
3 - Lin Lu-Wen, 46,
taxi driver
One time, I gave a mother and
her child a ride. The child was screaming and
crying his head off and driving us nuts. The
mother asked me to play "bad cop",
since the child is afraid of strangers, by threatening
him that I would sell him. It proved effective.
He was quiet within seconds.
4 - Chen Feng-Rong,
62, taxi driver
Once I paid a nun to ride with
me. The thing was that she paid me with two
100-dollar bills, which I mistook as two 500-dollar
bills, as we were in a hurry. So I gave her
NT$300 change. Another time, I picked up a mentally
disabled person, who told me to take him to
“the market”. There are hundreds
of markets; I really didn't know which he had
in mind. So I said I would take him to the police
station, which really threw him off. However,
I took him to the nearest market as he wished.
5 - Frans, 44, freelance
photographer
Once I took a taxi and forgot
my wallet. I did have a new CD of Jay Chou with
me so I offered that to the driver. He refused
and dropped me off without payment. Amazingly,
the very next day I was in the same area and
got the SAME taxi. The taxi driver recognized
me and this time I was happy to pay for the
fee for that day and the previous day.
6 - Sushi, 22, stylist
Once I flagged down a taxi at
Ximending around 1 a.m. It usually takes me
15 minutes to get home from there. However,
the driver took Civic Boulevard instead, sped
up to 110 km/hour and overtook every car on
our way. It only took eight minutes. I felt
like I was in the movie, "Taxi." It
was pretty scary. |