Worst Kiss Ever!

--By Julia Koprak Translated by Jean Huang

Brian, 27, teacher
"This girl's jaws would not open. I mean, usually you're kissing and jaws naturally part like the blossoming of a rose; but not this one."

Matthieu, 29, product designer
"Like a fight...a wet ice cone going into your mouth like...no, like an animal with a very long tongue, or nose, moving in all directions."

Ting, 22, student
"It smelled, like, um, garbage? During the kiss all you're thinking is, can I close my nose?"

Xiang Rei, 30, nanny
"It's kind of stupid cause my story is just that I kissed the wrong guy. You can't just jump away; you're stuck there, forced to hold each other for a long time."

Red Egg, 31, dancer
"I was leaving a club and a guy standing at the top of the stairs just grabbed me and planted one on my lips! I realized that he had been standing there preparing--making sure my exit was blocked! I don't know why...maybe it was the long hair."

Winnie, 27, travel agent
"I thought he was so cute, so I went over to touch him a bit. All of a sudden this big long tongue is all over my face...silly dog!!"

Betty, 26, marketing specialist
"One guy filled me with saliva. I'm like, I'm not thirsty!"

Kara, 26, teacher
"It was like a probing instrument poking around, like some exploratory exam."

Olivia, 29, actress
"A jaw thing...too much teeth, just gnawing away."