John Chislett's

Question Man

JULY 2000

 

"We took your question man hostige...now we gonna make him talk!"

 

Q: What describes you best, "doting mother, distant father" or "unresolved oedipal complex"?

A: I think the "id" of Eros describes me best.

Andrew Kerslake, Seattle, WA

 

 

Q: Are you currently or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

A: I've been to quite a few parties but I don't remember ever going to Mr. Unist's. Does he throw the types of parties where you dress up in Black Ties or is it more of a B.Y.O.B. type?

Jason, Seattle, WA

 

Q: Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

A: I must have been at one time or another. Otherwise how can you explain my 'Alien Resident Certificate'?

Paul Gee, Burton-on-Trent, U.K.

Q: Why did you come to this place tonight?

A: To quote a wise man; "No matter where you go, there you are."

Tim Anderson, Winston-Salem, NC

 

 

 

Q: After exploring all those holes in the wall, what penetrating insights can you share with us?

A: Don't jump to conclusions on first sight. Some holes in the wall are much better to eat at than they first appear.

Donovan Smith, Somewhere under the North Pole

 
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